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The Female Characters of WoW and why they need work…

The way females are portrayed in video games is a long standing hot-topic that never fails to get the attention whores a-yappin’ while the majority of the gaming community just rolls their eyes in exasperation. That being said, it’s always a fun conversation to have among peers; you’ll have five people arguing and six different…

iPad. Super absorbant.

Like the other 3 billion tech enthusiasts out there, I followed the iPad release minute by minute via @wired’s weblog. I am skeptical as I usually am with any breakthrough technology, especially coming from Apple (I’m not going to mask my love/hate relationship for the beast.) My biggest beef is with this concept of .5…

GW: Tale of the Rainbow Chicken

For anybody who’s a ranger/completionist/charmable pet collector in Guild Wars, the holy grail takes the form of the Rainbow Pheonix.The Rainbow Phoenix, as depicted by Arenanet and MayaThis feathery ball of shiny is arguably the rarest / hardest pet to obtain, although some may say the coveted Moss Spider is a close contender. It’s also…

Garrosh Hellscream is a tool, and really needs a hug.

To be fair, as a counter to all my Varian hate, I decided to expand on my extreme distaste for Garrosh Hellscream. It’s only fair I pick on a fellow Hordie. As much as I love my faction, we are not without our toolbags. Now, in an attempt to give Varian some depth as a…

King Varian is a Tool, and You Can Too.

So my distaste for Varian has been long festering, and of course it started with bias. As a Hordie, anybody who runs around threatening my peeps gets put on my shit-list. A lot of my wow friends from my server, though, wanted me to sympathize with his sad and broken past. So out of respect…

WoW Cataclysm : Poetic Irony

Alright, next on the list of stuff to muse about: WoW Cataclysm, appropriately named since it seems as though Blizz is imploding its own game. This past weekend found the Internet overloaded with information, screenshots, theory crafting, and a whole lotta “WTF” over the expansion. It seems very hit or miss on how the community…